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In this ludicrous, steamy spectacle, Vladimir Putin ::2 , the erstwhile leader, is recast as "Captain Putinstein," a scrawny pirate, lounging in a bathtub that's more Titanic than tub, chugging through a wild, stormy sea. The tub, a ludicrous parody of his grandeur, is adorned with ornate, golden taps that spout not water, but Russia's weeping tears, symbolizing his nation's plight. Putinstein is a riot of incongruous sartorial choices - he's wrapped in a tattered, faded Russian flag cape, reminiscent of a ringmaster, while his trousers, tomato red, clash with his gaunt, grinning face. His eye patch, a desperate attempt to hide his laughter, or perhaps a well-thrown balalaika wound, rests atop his sunken right eye, a grotesque parody of the daring pirate stereotype. Perched on his bony shoulder, a parrot squawks like a manic sportscaster, cackling, "Da! Mother Russia sink, but Captain Putinstein no care!" Its antics echo the farcical gestures of the figureheads on the doomed vessel - "The Russia Sinking" - listing horribly behind him, its Lady Liberty counterpart, clad in a life buoy, a desperate beacon in the sea. Putinstein's navigational aid is not a map, but a towering bottle of ketchup, a grotesque parody of his leadership. It guides him not to treasure, but towards a comically oversized rubber ducky, marking the drain, the nautical bane of his reign. The Russian flag whips around half-mast in the chaos, a backdrop to the titanic farce unfolding in this cramped, domestic stage. This satirical scene is a potent blend of farce and critique, a hilarious pantomime of the absurd, perfectly capturing Putin's ridiculous reign at sea

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